'Twas the night before Christmas, and under the snow

not a bit of dry pavement was seen on the roads.

SUVs cluttered ditches, their wheels in the air,

in hopes that a tow truck winch soon would be there.

My boxer it banged, and my cat-back it cackled;

my fenders were filled and my mudflaps were speckled.

When far off ahead, I saw a faint light

seemed stuck in a snowdrift, it didn't look right.

The reindeer were all stampng their feet in the cold,

and Santa was giving poor Rudolph a scold.

The sleigh was all loaded with wondrous things,

but it was high-centered - and had no D-rings!

I pulled out my tree saver strap in a hurry,

and told old Saint Nick there was no need to worry.

I pulled out the sleigh and we all had to fly,

I packed up my gear and I waved them good-bye.

Original Poem By: "The_Lizard" Subaruoutback.org member

Subaru AWD Night Before Christmas

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